Check It! They Made A Website Just for Me!

Check out the smartest new website ever. I sent this link to Mindy who suggested that one of them might want to play musical books with me. Long story about the musical books...but funny, Mindy! And I mean that sarcastically.

Happy Mother's Day!

My mom is a crazy lady . . . and I love it. Happy Mother's Day, here are some of the things that I've learned from you:

1. That Christmas isn't just a holiday, it's a religion.
2. A sleepover isn't complete without toilet papering somebody's house.
3. How to snap a dish towel at someone's behind (my mom always chooses my dad, much to his chagrin).
4. Tom Selleck is sexy.
5. How to make legendary lasagna.

Love you!

Conversations with Mom and Dad

Warning: Egregious swearing below!

Last night, while talking to my parents, my mom and dad told me their new LDS chapel has been completed and next week will be the first time in that building. It's kind of exciting. Our old chapel is old and more like a maze than anything else.

"How does it feel to know you had your last Sunday at the Toppenish building?" I asked. "Pretty damn good?"

My mom responded distractedly, "Sure."

My dad, however, always the scion of upright exactness, said, "Um, I would say that it's good, but just that."

To which my mom interjected, "Melissa, you swear too much! You hang out with too many boys!" She was referring to all those naughty, dirty construction workers.

Kaylin had to put in, "Yeah, right, Melissa is on the brink of spinsterhood!"

Lovely.